{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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